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    They’re lobsters, they’re not gonna drown if the Titanic goes down they’ll probably be the only actual survivors. With rubber bands around their claws, so - they’re pretty doomed either way.

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      Or they make it to the bottom and get crushed by water pressure at that depth.

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        Perhaps so. I know that some adult lobsters can live in deep water, but I’m not sure about all of them.

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        Right-o! The unsinkable Titanic, surely could never actually sink into the ocean. Human hubris is no match for mother nature’s forces.

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    Would watch the shit out of this Pixar movie.

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      Then you’d probably enjoy the adventures of Leon the Lobster

      A kind man rescued a lobster from a grocery store seafood market tank and brought him home and has detailed every step of the way to healing and recovery and thriving and he spoils this Lobster, and the YouTube videos are well edited and amusing.

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      I would too. I would love to see this spin on the old westerns where the settlers are pushing further into Indian country and instead of the Indians being the badies as they defend the territory, the settlers are portrayed as the invaders, and they are turned back to return to Europe like the Vikings did before 600 years before them.

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    The Titanic disaster was an inside job.

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      Icebergs can’t melt steel ships.