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    Jareth is not allowed to be completely gay. He can be 99% gay, but I require that 1% to remain ungay so I can have a chance with this fictional character.

    Also Sarah, after she’s grown up about 15 years. She’s also not allowed to be 100% straight for the same reason.

    This is a totally normal way to think, right? 🙃

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      Labyrinth is a world where wishes come true, especially sexually charged but confused ones.

      So I think your logic is spot on.

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    When she’s a goblin, I start a-wobblin

    When she’s a goblin, there ain’t a prob-lin

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    Bowie was packing in the girl-coming-of-age story. Wild stuff.

    The past is a foreign country. France, I think.

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      France, I think.

      Not even Labyrinth is that horny.

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    Grant. My wife will be going as Ellie and the kids are going as dinosaurs.

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    bowie pretending to be gay so hard to get along with his pals

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    Mr Clean. Easy and one of the handful of bald friendly costumes.

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        I think so! There’s a pretty good shop for theatrical makeup so I should be able to get those hauntingly white eyebrows at an almost reasonable price.

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            I had no idea there was a dance, thanks for sharing! Gonna have to practice my booty shakin’!

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    If I do anything I’ll make a makeshift Anti-woke Taskforce uniform.

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      Well, if the goal is to be something terrifying, you’ve got the spirit for sure.