• DoucheBagMcSwag
    272·
    9 months ago9 months ago

    Also known as Chud Syndrome

    Subjects who have this are also known for carrying emotional support vehicles to accomodate their condition and an inability to give a fuck about anyone else. Also has the traits of racism, xenophobia and general intolerance. Seeks out others with condition to validate their behavior especially those in a place of power to vicariously live their hate and subjugate others through them.

    Cures for this condition have all been unsuccessful. Scientific data was thought that a “reality check” would be enough, however tests results show that this makes the subject even more mentally unhinged and unwilling to listen. Those with Chud Syndrome brain rot are becoming more mentally unhinged at an alarming rate and are willingly choosing to unacknowledge reality around them and replace it with their alternative ideas that suit their comfortability (which usually lie around the idea of general intolerance) Subjects cannot execute critical thinking on their own and require a vessel, avatar or demigod to act on their behalf to create a false notion of an individualized personality

    … Seeks enjoyment and validation as well by creating excessive and disruptive noise from their emotional support vehicles. Will purposely purchase aftermarket and sometimes illegal apparatuses to enhance the efficiency of this action.

    • Transporter Room 3
      40·
      9 months ago

      Locally it’s become something of a… Idk what to even call it.

      So we have a bunch of dudebros who have giant pickups with various combinations of lift kits, off-road tires, light bars (some with the protective plastic still hanging off) , “rolling coal” , and oversized exhaust mods. And obviously a good half of them have some form of truck nutz.

      They gather every Thurs-sun night in a shopping center parking lot, never turn their engines or lights off, and often get into “loudness contests” to see who’s engine revs louder. They started drag racing behind the strip mall and only stopped when one dumbass crashed into a car dealership next door.

      I started calling it the “tiny penis brigade” but apparently other people have started calling them the “tiny penis parade”.

      I found this out when one night I was picking up some groceries and all the trucks were about 5 parking sections over, and their usual spot had a giant sign hanging from the light post “TINY PENIS PARADE PARKING ONLY, ALL OTHER WILL BE REVVED AT”

      My truck has been mocked as I drive past because it’s “tiny” and “looks like shit”. Thank you for reminding me im making good financial choices by continuing to drive a functioning work vehicle that isn’t a hazard to everyone else on or near the road instead of buying a brand new oversized status symbol I can’t afford that statistically kills more people than sharks, lightning, and tipping vending machines combined.

    • Retrograde
      20·
      9 months ago9 months ago

      May I hear “chud syndrome” in a sentence, please?

  • EtherWhack
    140·
    9 months ago

    I should print this out and stick it on the door down the street…

  • OpenStarsEnglish
    90·
    9 months ago

    If you lie quietly, some say that you can still hear him to this day, driving around. In the city, in the country, he is everywhere…

  • Flying Squid
    101·
    9 months ago

    Wrong vehicle for around here. Around here it’s the largest, ugliest, noisiest truck you can possibly get. If it is extra-polluting, that’s a bonus.

    We also used to have a guy in my neighborhood who would sit in his driveway and just rev his Harley for like an hour and a half. He could get away with it because we’re outside city limits, so there are no noise ordinances. Thankfully, he no longer lives around here.

    • zout
      50·
      9 months ago

      A few years ago, stories submerged that if you allow a bee to sting your weiner, it would be permanently enlarged. I wouldn’t try it though, for one, bee stings hurt as hell, another thing is I wouldn’t want to risk damaging my dinghy.

    • baseless_discourse
      291·
      9 months ago9 months ago

      They are telling everyone that they have a tiny penis by humming their engine really loud at night.

      The one sleeping is not the one diagnosed: The car shares the same color with the diagnosed person, thus belongs to the diagnosed person.

      • pastermil
        80·
        9 months ago

        Yeah, that was confusing since all the characters look the same…

        • olmium
          20·
          9 months ago

          Neither person looks like the car. However the diagnosed person is the same colour as the car.

    • GlitterInfectionEnglish
      131·
      9 months ago

      People who drive their muffler-less cars down the street at gawdawflle oh clock in the morning have tiny penises.

  • nifty
    62·
    9 months ago

    I love this artist’s style, and their comics are consistently great!

  • Fridgeratr
    40·
    9 months ago

    Nah it should be a big bro dozer truck. That’s also loud lol

  • Dr. CoomerEnglish
    11·
    9 months ago

    But there are curse, mainly surgery.