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    Why are you so sad? Your neurons are literally cotton candy!

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      They look like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

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      Your neurons: Stringy, mushroomlike, gross, shoot electricity, always think 🤢

      My neurons: Fluffy, cute, cotton candy, no risk of shock, can’t think 🥰

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        Tinkie winkie, that you?

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    I was at the club some weeks ago and a guy said thay ny T-shit was really cool. Now I can’t use that T-shirt on the club anymore because if he see me again he’s going to think I only have 1 T-shirt.

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      That explains the entire fashion industry

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    Why does the person getting the compliment have arms but not the person giving it I’m confused

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      It’s the low LOD model because they’re far away

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      Paraplegics can give compliments too. Damn.

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    I always feel like a weirdo because I will compliment strangers all the time. I figure if I think a nice thing about someone I should say it.

    It only sucks when the timing is wrong and you have to do have more of a conversation than compliment + thanks, such as you were standing in line. I never think that part through lol

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      Is that a fork stabbing a slug? I’m not sure what I’m looking at yet.

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        I thought it was a banana with toothmarks and a fork.

        It’s one of the weirder Rorschach tests if I’m honest

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    Not me forgetting all the happy memories and only remembering the bad ones

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    I was sitting in th car while my partner grabbed some groceries and saw a dude with a Rush shirt on. Wy n he was walking by I shouted out to him, “Hey! He turned with that slightly confused, ready to be annoyed face, and I continued “Awesome me shirt dude!

    The fucking smile he broke into was one of the highlights of my year. I never did it before or since, but it’s a memory I cherish.

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    It was the year of our lord 2012 long story short, I stil got the t-shirt.