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    Alternate title: Find someone who can sit on your face

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      You have 69 upvotes and it’s perfect, I won’t upvote you instead I’m commenting for awareness

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    The final score read backwards is “boobies”

    My work is done here

    • Slovene
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      They missed an opportunity to make the level be 69.

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    Put it all the way to the left with the foot facing up. Gotta build for the next Tetris somehow

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    The J is a pretty valid piece. You get the second most score by triple clears with them. It’s those pain in the ass square blocks that can fuck right off.

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    I don’t know why, but I always imagine knights moving forward and then left or right, I always get infuriated for some reason when I see their movement described the other way around.

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      I visualize the vertical move like that, but the horizontal one I see as swooping around behind.

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    My beloved Ls and Js have been plenty useful in building up for a double t spin or speed comboing a ton of lines really fast to overwhelm someone. Give L and J a little love!

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    Nobody seems to have noticed the long four block on top, that was put down last turn. It could’ve made three rows and made space for old blue J here.

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    How did the block leave the tetris field entirely? Surely the sad L block would be left alone in the far left corner.

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      Little known fact: all discarded Tetris pieces are used to build chess boards.

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        How does the chess board not vanish as it’s completed?

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          Good question!

          The Tetris board is 10 x 20, while a chess board is only 8 x 8. Although if you ever place two chess boards next to each other by accident, you’ll have to buy another, so be careful.

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      Hold, most of the time the “get the fuck out of here L/J, there’s no space for you” button.

      And then I remember right after pressing it that the previous piece I held was the exact same one.

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    Beautiful. Never give up hope - somewhere there’s a horse out there looking to sit on your chest.