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      I dunno, I want to believe in a future where both can scare a cop. :-)

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        “I thought I saw a drug dealer in a helicopter”

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          CHARLIES IN THE TREES! OPEN FIRE!!

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      That’s from his heel-face turn arc, when he becomes an anti-hero.

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      Evolution has already selected the helicopters to escape police detection.

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    So anyway I started shooting

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        Jesus. Decipher?

        Is that the word we are trying for?

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          is it ecclesiastical or classical though? “dee-kiffer” or “de-siffer”?

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            Dee Kiffer sounds like the lead singer in a German buttrock cover band.

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        It’s referring to the cops that got spooked by a falling acorn and murdered a suspect in custody.

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            If the Storm Troopers had aim as bad as this guy then they would have actually hit Luke, Han and Leia so they would never have gotten off the Death Star and Vader wouldn’t have been able to follow them to the Rebel base.

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          Very close - the cop and his partner emptied their guns at the car where the suspect was cuffed in the back seat, but never physically wounded him, just severely traumatized him.

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    Acorn falls on Officer

    WE NEED BACKUP NOW OFFICER DOWN!

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    Send backup! They have air support!

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    I remember those. Pretty fun to play with. Can’t for the life of me remember the name of the tree. Suppose I could look it up though.