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      The second story is real. The mere act of sharing a story makes the story real because it now exists. If you think about it, one could argue that stories are self-actualizing because just thinking of a story makes the story real. The story is real. The story is NOT factual. The edible kicked in.

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        What recipe ? I made orange cake recently, absolute banger. I glode for days

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      Agreed, Todd would’ve crushed that nerd’s head like a grape.

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        Oh hey, you’re finally awake.

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        No it has to be real or it’s not funny because we’re all crippled by scepticism now

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    I do the same thing with whoever the current head of government in my country is.

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    Meh, this story needs to be either 1) funnier or 2) more plausible.

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    Now we need the “Thanks Obama” version of this where Todd Howard blames something stupid on himself

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      I would agree if I didn’t think he was too proud for something like that.

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    imagine this being how you learn that you became a meme, i would die on the spot