Musk and Trump talk on the phone several times a month, according to reports.
  • originalucifer
    1271·
    5 months ago

    why cant we get these 2 ‘billionaires’ into a shitty submersible protected only by ego?

      • some_guy
        191·
        5 months ago

        Let’s not take any chances. Hook it up to a potato.

        • TehWorld
          310·
          5 months ago

          I’m thinking that would decrease the chance of problems.

          • disguy_ovahea
            83·
            5 months ago5 months ago

            An experiment is the only way to be sure.

        • ImADifferentBirdEnglish
          60·
          5 months ago

          Perhaps we should hook it to a man, woman, person, camera, or TV.

  • BuckenBerry
    480·
    5 months ago

    Remember that time Trump bragged who Elon Musk would be willing to suck his dick?

    That was probably the truest thing he ever said.

    • zik
      232·
      5 months ago

      Remember the time - two days ago - when Trump said he was going to ban all electric cars? I wonder how Elon feels about that.

      • brognak
        150·
        5 months ago

        Iirc he said he planned to ban imported electric cars, so Musk is free to gobble that tiny orange mushroom shaped dick. Need to go do a heroic dose of mushrooms and delete those neural connections now.

      • Stovetop
        90·
        5 months ago

        I think this article is the answer. Elon offers a platform, Trump exempts Tesla from whatever anti-EV regulations he wants to push. Quid pro quo.

  • QuincyPeck
    310·
    5 months ago

    Remember the shit show that was DeSantis’ announcement on Twitter? I hope this event happens because you know it will be slap-dash and insane.

  • someguy3
    230·
    5 months ago

    They mean a presidential candidates town hall.

    While no dates or locations have been set, the current plan has X hosting a town hall with Donald Trump and independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr.

    President Joe Biden’s campaign has reportedly turned down the offer, according to the Wall Street Journal.

    • Billiam
      120·
      5 months ago

      Musk simping hard trying to make Xitter more than just his failing ego-stroking right-wing echo chamber.

    • Flying Squid
      50·
      5 months ago

      Trump and Kennedy having a crazy-off? Sign me up!

  • MyOpinion
    150·
    5 months ago

    Two slime balls holding hands. I look forward to the day I never have to hear about them again.

  • Lightor
    151·
    5 months ago

    Guys, X is unbiased free speech now. Guys, no, I promise. - Elon

  • Cosmos7349
    110·
    5 months ago

    No way the tech can fail worse than the DeSantis one. Right??? Riiiiiiight??? 🙏🙏🙏

  • Jaysyn
    90·
    5 months ago

    I wonder which will stab the other in the back first?

    • harrys_balzac
      81·
      5 months ago

      Probably neither…Elon wouldn’t be able to drive one through that protective layer of fat and Depends and T****s hands are too small to hold a suitable knife.

    • sarcasticsunrise
      130·
      5 months ago5 months ago

      That was probably because he had a good PR team that somehow was able to keep him from saying all this stupid bigoted and homophobic shit, in public at least. Those birds have definitely flown

  • some_guy
    60·
    5 months ago

    Lonnie is so cool. Gosh, I hope I can grow up to be just like him. Better ask my parents to retcon my birth so that they control a gem mine when I’m born. Then everyone will know what a super genius I am. I can’t wait.

    Fuck Lonnie.

  • DragonTypeWyvern
    71·
    5 months ago

    What are the odds on Musk calling Trump out on his electric vehicle ban?

  • ulkesh
    50·
    5 months ago

    Ah, so more of the tiny-dick sucking. Yeah I’ll pass.