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    It has to be a sand race because the Cybertruck gets completely disabled from moisture.

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      Finally we’ve found the perfect car for Ben Shapiro’s wife

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        Ben Shapiro’s Doctor wife

        FTFY

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        A cyber truck had a major malfunction and stopped working because it went into a car wash without being in “car wash” mode. The joke is that Cybertrucks cannot get wet.

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          They also rust, like, instantly.

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            Because the stainless steel is not stainless and a protective coating is optional, not standard like you know, on every other car.

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                I suppose that’s why nobody makes car body panels out of it.

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              Well, it’s very meaningful to continue to support your emotional support corporations. They need us as much as we need them. That’s why you need to buy the product, and the “continued use” package. They’re not charging extra for standard things just to charge extra. It’s about the continued closeness in your relationship with daddy Tesla.

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            And will get stained by tree sap. You should avoid the extreme use-case of parking near trees.

            It’s also why I love the fact that it has a tent accessory, despite being a car that can’t handle being outside.

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            Except it doesn’t. It’s not the body panels that are rusting. It’s the airborne iron particles (mostly) from brake rotors that land on the stainless steel and react with it causing rust but it’s actually just surface contamination and cleans up rather easily. This is in no way issue exclusive to the Cybertruck. It just doesn’t react like that on a painted surface. Fallout remover is a commonly used product among car detailers.

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          Which is doubly funny when you remember Elon claimed at one point the Cybertruck could be used as a boat.

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          Ah If I remember correctly; not being in a carwash mode caused the screen to freeze and because of a bug the hard reset took hours instead of minutes. The car was back up and running the next day and I believe the bug has been patched as well

          EDIT: Imagine the bubble you’re in when downvoting factual information is the norm.

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            That’s not something that should happen to a car that is on the road.

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              Technically a car wash is not the road. Checkmate, atheists.

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                Waiting for the day we see the advisement to put the Tesla into carwash mode during heavy rainfalls.

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                But the Cybertruck is advertised as an off-road vehicle. Elonvangelists in shambles.

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              It did not. The vehicle was in the owner’s garage. I believe it was water in the charging port that caused the front screen to freeze up. Everything else was working normally.

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                That doesn’t improve things.

                And by production car on the road I mean “by a car that is in production and allowed to drive on the road” though I admit it was vague and easy to take literally in that regard.

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            My “car wash mode” is rolling up the windows, haven’t ever had the car I own brick itself on me.

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            Personally I would enjoy spending $100k+ to get to be the beta tester for a half-baked product

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              Don’t worry, the guy who came up with the Idea was fully baked

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            wow. does the factory that made it have absolutely no quality control processes in place? I would be embarrassed to own a vehicle that did that, and more than a little worried about its safety.

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            Unacceptable behavior for a vehicle.

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            Its embarrassing that people are downvoting a post providing context. They’re acting like you are here defending the cyber truck.

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              It’s not the downvotes that’s the issue. It’s the insanity of being blinded by hatred to the point of not being able to think straight anymore.

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                you might disagree with me here, but IMO hating Musk (or any billionaire) is morally right though

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                  Hate is a toxic emotion. It poisons your own mind but leaves the target of it unaffected.

                  Also as I don’t believe in free will, hate is an uncompatible concept with my world view anyway. It assumes the person I’m directing my anger towards is personally responsible for who they are. In my view they could not be otherwise. I wouldn’t hate a bear for being violent so I also don’t hate Musk for being an asshole.

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          To be fair, it also rusts when not under the rain.

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          I saw one painted this weekend. Is the factory finally painting them or is it aftermarket?

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            I’ve seen people putting wraps on them as well in my city. Probably trying to hide the rust since it’s rains quite a bit here

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          Yeah but surely not to the point of getting disabled?

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    Nonsense design vanity project made for toddler CEO underperforms in comparison to actual pickup designed and built by manufacturer of the top selling pickup who would have guessed.

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      I bet Musk thought he was a genius that could revolutionize trucks, just like Apple revolutionized smartphones.
      I admit I still think the model S was pretty cool originally, but now there are better offers IMO, BMW and Audi have some very nice upper middle class cars, that I doubt very much Tesla can match the quality of. If money is not a problem, I’d go with a Mercedes. For a cheaper practical everyday car, I’d go with VW or Hyundai.

      But goddam I just tried my neighbors BMW I4- eDrive 40, that’s an amazing car with great range IMO. I’ve never been in a car that was that silent smooth and comfortable, and yet had stellar grip and handling. Even when you fired it up with everything it has, it was still quiet, you just felt the pressure of acceleration in the back. 😋

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        I tell you, nothing helps relax you more than unwinding with a Marlboro cigarette. The rich full flavour and slow toasted leaves with the extra fine filter ensures I get the best experience. Every time.

        Marlboro. It’s what Lemmy users prefer™

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          Got big Mad Men vibes from this.

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            I think they’re suggesting the BMW comment reads like an ad by responding like an ad.

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              Ahhh I’m dumb as shit dude

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                Sounds like you don’t smoke cigarettes, so not that dumb!

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    That explains why Elon suddenly came out against drag 😉

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      Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

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        Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

        Like 90% of the point of hot wheels was looking cool, so I have to respectfully disagree

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          My six year old thinks it looks cool. If you adjust for hot wheels demographics I think they’re golden

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              I regret to inform you that your manchild card has been revoked

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          Pavement Princess or emotional support vehicle. Really hate the area I live in currently, my street is cluttered with them.

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          Diesel euro wagon gang here.

          I’ve used them to move, to haul furniture or copious amounts of firewood And 2 out of the 3 I’ve owned have had ridiculous mileages put on them by previous owners, while still maintaining reliability as far as the powertrain is concerned (admittedly, I’ve had to deal with minor electric issues and obviously I’ve replaced some control arms and tie rods).

          Thought trucks were cool when I was a kid, but now I just don’t see them being practical or economical enough considering the last year of my life has involved an average of 1000 km weekly.

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        Similar to, but not quite the same as the kind of man-child that buys an F-150 on the off chance they need to haul a dresser once every 4 years. Seriously though, if each one of these buyers keeping US truck bloat in style bought a motorcycle instead to cement their self-worth, traffic would be eliminated in most US cities. That’s not possible due to many factors, I know, but it must be said motorcycles are just way cooler.

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          Problem then is, You Still gotta buy a truck to buy and haul your 2nd motorcycle, your 3rd motorcycle, your dirt bike, and your track bike.

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            And the truck-boat-truck-boat-jetski

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          Remember thinking that I would pay money to see this in the US. So freaken cool.

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      They filled the truck beds with a bunch of fish. It’s actually cod racing.

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        Actually they filled the truck beds with grass-covered surface soil. It’s actually sod racing.

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          Wrong again, they filled both trucks with metal poles, this is rod racing.

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            Still wrong, the beds are obviously empty. Only some people can enter this race, this is Todd racing.

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              Turns out the beds are filled with the discarded shells from shucking peas. This is Pod Racing

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      The bed of each truck is filled with a family of dolphins. This is pod racing.

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    Then again, his most die-hard supporters draw no distinction between ownership and labor. They’re also somehow able to look at a Cybertruck and think “Wow! rather than “Wow, is this some kind of a joke?

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      I used to kinda like it because it was wrong and dumb, but I’d only ever get a horribly ugly statement car if it combined terrible aesthetics with good performance and build quality.

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      Man, that last part

      I honestly think owners of these things are just edgelords. It’s #notliketheothergirls for desperate, middle-aged men.

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    Suburban moms: i cant get an EV, what if i need to do sand drag racing

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      Yes, this race was already lost on paper. The execution frankly was likely just an excuse for some folks to dust off their Maga hats and crack open some beers.

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    I mean I’m more of a car guy so trucks and off roading aren’t my specialty but a vehicle built by a company that’s done it for a century vs a pissboy.

    Shocker

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        You are right thanks for the correction. I misinterpreted this line

        However, I’ve got to think here the big differentiator here was the Lightning’s all-wheel-drive system, which is almost certainly better at tacking loose surfaces than the Cybertruck’s.

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    I hate the Cybertruck as much as the next guy, but this could really boil down to just tire choice and nothing more.

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    What? This is extremely poor phrasing if you ask me.

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      To be fair to the Cybertruck, we’ve got no idea what models of truck these were, if the drivers were good at drag racing and driving on sand, or even how long the race was.

      Honestly, the sentence just needs some punctuation and it’s fine.

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    So the Cybertruck is not that fast and the CEO of the company that makes it is a jamoke, big deal. At least it looks stupid.