NOAA fisheries said that a dead bottlenose dolphin was found on West Mae’s Beach in Cameron Parish, Louisiana with multiple gunshot wounds on March 13.
  • cmbabul
    6•2 months ago

    We’ve reached level of absurdity in consensus reality that i unironically want to see the media circus involving a cop accusing a dolphin of having a gun.

    • AllonzeeLV
      6•2 months ago2 months ago

      I for one back the blue.

      To be clear though, I mean the ocean, fuck the police capital defense force.

      • cmbabul
        5•2 months ago

        We should have the police fight the ocean for the right to be called “the Blue”, with the Sky coming in with the steel chair