• Gork
      132 months ago
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      Baby Formula! Now with 12% less Lead than the leading brand!

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
        82 months ago
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        What about that one with 50% more lead, but you don’t mind trading a couple of your baby’s IQ points for those sweet savings?

        • Gork
          62 months ago
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          Hmm that’s a tough trade-off. More developmental disabilities, but is the Value™ really there to justify the decreased cost?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
            22 months ago
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            If children wanted higher quality food they would go out and make their own money.

            Mine are broke so they’ll eat what I feed them.

    • Son_of_dad
      42 months ago
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      Tbh kids these days need to learn a thing or two about heavy metal