I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • OttoVonNoob
    445 months ago
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    Think before you speak, I speak without thinking and it’s got me in trouble for petty things. Using WE over YOU is extremely valuable even when you had nothing to do with the problem it is OUR problem.

    • Azzu
      95 months ago
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      “We” should vacuum the house! *wink* *wink*

    • intensely_human
      55 months ago
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      I’ve found that one of the best ways to ensure I think before I speak, is to pause before I speak.

      • Potatos_are_not_friends
        45 months ago
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        A wise teacher told me to carry a bottle of water, always.

        Nobody will stop you from taking a sip, which is really an excuse to pause.