I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • witty_username
    22•5 months ago

    Except if you want to do good science. Good scientists will identify false confidence and will aim to steer well clear of it

    • InternetPerson
      1•5 months ago

      *Except if you want to do good science. Good scientists will identify false confidence and will aim to steer well clear of it

      If someone isn’t already doing that, they’re not scientists.