I wouldn’t dare defile Douglas Adam’s memory by not mentioning that you should keep a towel with you at all times, but my second contender is a surprisingly short three-parter:

  1. never lie.
  2. never tell the whole truth.
  3. never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom.
  • Potatos_are_not_friends
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    It still checks out.

    Sometimes the true problem isn’t the “fire” in front of you, it’s the manager/boss.

    And then you discover what you should be solving for.