• The Snark UrgeEnglish
    212 months ago
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    Don’t worry, at some point he’ll say one normal thing and people will remark on how he’s so reasonable compared to the others.

    • elbuchoEnglish
      292 months ago
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      It is true, though. If he were to run for president, he’d be the best candidate the Republican party has put forward in 2 decades. And he’s still a gigantic piece of shit.

      • The Snark UrgeEnglish
        92 months ago
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        The smallest coil of shit turned out onto the chests of voters in decades!

      • frezik
        32 months ago
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        There’s a Netflix documentary called “Mitt” that follows him and his family throughout his 2012 run. I took two things away:

        • It helped humanize Mitt a lot, such as loving a beat up, old pair of winter gloves
        • I’m glad he was never President, and should never be President
    • lagomorphlecture
      12 months ago
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      He has a punch card that Moscow Mitch gave him. He gets to say 1 reasonable thing every 3 months and punch the card every time. Once the card is full he gets his Russian check for doing his duty to make the party look normal and reasonable without ever having to vote reasonably. If he actually votes reasonably he has to give the card back and can’t get his check.