• Etterra
    412 months ago
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    Yeah we know, NYC is the idiot big brother of American cities whose greatest accomplishment was making QB in the highschool team.

    Just like LA is the spoiled little shit brother and Chicago is the hard working one that never quite gets ahead anyway.

    • Cryophilia
      352 months ago
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      San Francisco: “guys, I’m gay”

      USA: “we know, dude”

      Miami: bursts in “yo anyone got any coke?

      USA: “shut up, Miami”

      Detroit: I can get you some coke”

      • lanolinoilEnglish
        162 months ago
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        Texas: What kind of Coke do you want? Mt Dew, Sprite, Big Red?

        • Cryophilia
          72 months ago
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          Texas isn’t a city, nor do they have any world class cities, unlike other more civilized states.

            • MagicShel
              22 months ago
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              Are you referring to the highways? I almost looked at moving there until I looked into the traffic situation. I left DC to get away from that shit.

          • bitwaba
            32 months ago
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            FYI, Houston is the 4th largest city in the US by population

            • Ledivin
              12 months ago
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              Isn’t that mostly because they claim a ridiculously massive metro area? What’s the density like?

              • bitwaba
                12 months ago
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                Lots of other places do too. That’s why true city size should be counted as the metropolitan population, not just the city borders. In that case, Houston is 5th, beaten by Dallas/Fort Worth at 4th, which surprisingly means Texas has 2 metropolitan areas out of in the top 5 in the country.

                • Ledivin
                  02 months ago
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                  This simply isn’t backed by statistics. While Houston is the 4th most populous American city, it’s only ~200th in density. If “Lots of other places [did] too, then they wouldn’t be half as far down that second list.

                  • bitwaba
                    12 months ago
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                    I don’t really understand what point you’re trying to make, but I’d be happy to argue for or against it if you could sum it up.

          • Moneo
            -82 months ago
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            Honestly, as a Canadian I don’t think north america has any world class cities.

            • Cryophilia
              92 months ago
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              Really? NYC? Come on, you’re just doing the “murica bad” edgy teenager thing.

              • EatATacoEnglish
                22 months ago
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                I’m surprised it’s universally downvoted as mindless shitting on America is a pretty sure bet for upvotes on Lemmy.

                • Moneo
                  02 months ago
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                  It’s weird that having a differing opinion of what makes a city world class means I’m “mindlessly shitting on america”.

                  • EatATacoEnglish
                    02 months ago
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                    I can’t think a single reasonable metric that wouldn’t net at least a couple of us cities among the top 20. In fact the only metric that I can come up with is “not in America because of my irrational hate for it .

              • Moneo
                -12 months ago
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                It’s just my opinion. A world class city imo should have excellent public transportation, cycling infrastructure, parks and public gathering spaces, and traffic calmed commercial districs. Basically a world class city should have a lot of things worth visiting and infrastructure that lets you visit those places easily and comfortably without relying on a car.

                No north american city meets those standards in the way that some european cities do.

                • Ledivin
                  12 months ago
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                  so do you not believe there are any world-class cities, period? I can find exceptions for every single city in the list of requirements you laid out.

                • Cryophilia
                  12 months ago
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                  You’ve never even HEARD of the NYC subway?

                  Dude, just stop having opinions, you’re clearly not informed enough.

    • Viking_Hippie
      272 months ago
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      Midwesterner detected. I bet you think your lakes are great too!

      Disclaimer: judging by admittedly short visits to all three, I too prefer Chicago, but I couldn’t NOT do the joke 😉

      • Jimmybander
        42 months ago
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        I’m still so pissed that Chicago dumps their sewage into the Mississippi instead of the lake where it belongs. New Orleans has enough shit thank you very much.

          • Jimmybander
            22 months ago
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            It was an engineering feat that dumped sewage into the Mississippi.

        • recklessengagement
          -12 months ago
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          Considering the lake flows into the river, it wouldnt make much of a difference

          Also it’s mostly to spite St. Louis

          • Jimmybander
            12 months ago
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            No. No. They made the Chicago river reverse course and flow into the MS river. Chicago shit water belongs in Lake Michigan!

    • EatATacoEnglish
      12 months ago
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      Don’t forget the drug addicted brother, Philadelphia!