• At 78 years old, former President Donald Trump is now the oldest nominee running for president.
  • Joe Biden, 81, dropped out of the race on Sunday and endorsed Vice President Kamala Harris, 59.
  • If she becomes the Democratic nominee, Harris’ age could be an advantage against Trump.
    • bradinutah
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      Old sleepy Don. They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

      • dactylothecaEnglish
        882 months ago
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        They call him the incoherent rambler. Everyone is saying it.

        And everyone really is saying it, too

          • dactylothecaEnglish
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            I have the biggest cognitive decline, just tremendous, all the doctors are saying it, they’re saying “sir, your cognitive decline has been faster than I’ve seen in anyone else. I make no sense at all, it’s amazing folks

            • rayyy
              82 months ago
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              Careful there. Next thing you know all his cult followers will be running around in straitjackets as a show of support.

            • thefartographer
              32 months ago
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              Mr. Trump SIR, your cognitive decline has been faster than I’ve seen in anyone else.

              • dactylothecaEnglish
                22 months ago
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                Ha yeah true that’s much closer to the real thing. Gonna shamelessly edit that in

      • cheese_greater
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        Everybody’s talking about how they can’t even see the tears in his eyes cuz it looks like his eyelids are practically sewn shut

      • Mouselemming
        72 months ago
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        Hell, he probably said it himself during that interminable incoherent ramble he called an acceptance speech. Nobody noticed because everyone’s ears had gone numb by then.

      • dittyEnglish
        82 months ago
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        Beat me to it. Yup - he should drop dead and then rest in piss.

    • Kalkaline
      392 months ago
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      He’s already having issues with his speech and he keeps doing these weird tangential rants that don’t make any sense.

      • snooggumsEnglish
        382 months ago
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        He has been doing this aince 2016 and it has only gotten worse!

        • bradinutah
          42 months ago
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          Rants! Tangentia–You know, the Weirdest tangents–I gave another speech last week–not at the RNC–No I said the great Hannibal Lecter couldn’t have said it better than me! The best! Hot dogs! Away we go and nobody–you know nobody!–does cognitive like me! Just think about that for a second. Four years! Four more years! The best tangents! The most rambling! Sleepy

    • magic_smoke
      272 months ago
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      As much as I hate trump. I’d rather have that narcissistic shit of a useful idiot sitting between us and Vance if that fucking fascist ever gets near that seat.

      That guy is everything wrong with trump wrapped up in a more emotionally intelligent, sharper, more charismatic, more attractive, and younger package.

      He’s the exact sort of motherfucker I’ve been expecting them to push after him to take advantage of the path he created, and its fucking terrifying.

      • Flying Squid
        362 months ago
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        There is no way anyone would be able to convince Trump to drop out. He decided in 2019 that he was entitled to a second term. He’s not going to change his mind now.

            • bradinutah
              52 months ago
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              It may take longer to get him in jail even when he loses but Harris may be able to help get him there after she wins, especially with some serious SCOTUS reform. People need to vote BLUE down the ballot!

      • MindTravellerEnglish
        22 months ago
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        I don’t think Trump has the stature of someone who’s overcome a social disability. That guy oozes neurotypical privilege.