return2ozmatoNews@lemmy.world•2 months agoStarbucks is reeling as customers go elsewhere, sales decline(www.nbcnews.com)external-linkarrow-up1552arrow-down115message-square213
arrow-up1537arrow-down1external-linkStarbucks is reeling as customers go elsewhere, sales decline(www.nbcnews.com)return2ozmatoNews@lemmy.world•2 months agomessage-square213
minus-squareoursEnglish21•2 months agoedit-22 months agolinkfedilinkOverpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults makerating masquerading as “coffee”.
minus-squareThebeardedsinglemalt8•2 months agolinkfedilinkStarbucks customer: Ooof, don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee…Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream…but low fat whipped cream
minus-squareours2•2 months agolinkfedilinkRemember kids: fat bad, sugar good. This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry.
minus-squareKrauerking3•2 months agolinkfedilink makerating Masquerading? It’s an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that’s what you were going for.
Overpriced cafeinated milkshakes for adults
makeratingmasquerading as “coffee”.Starbucks customer: Ooof, don’t talk to me before I’ve had my morning coffee…Id like a Venti vanilla caramel mochaccino with 2 extra pumps of vanilla and double drizzle on the whipped cream…but low fat whipped cream
Low fat tho. Cause I don’t wanna get fat lol
Remember kids: fat bad, sugar good.
This message was financed by the fine people of the snack and fast food industry.
Oatmilk!
Masquerading?
It’s an honestly difficult borrowed French/Italian word just checking if that’s what you were going for.
Yep, you’re correct, I butchered it. Tired.
Fire your auto correct, that shit let you down hard.