• Viking_HippieEnglish
    184 months ago
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    Pretty sure docking is gay sex slang for putting penises in penises.

    • casmaelEnglish
      44 months ago
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      I’ve just checked with my lawyer and there is no way you can get a penis to fit inside another penis, the size variance simply isn’t great enough between different penises

      • Viking_HippieEnglish
        64 months ago
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        It’s more of a sort of foreskin interlocking thing, really.

        Don’t ask me why you would do that, I have absolutely no idea 🤷

        Btw, maybe don’t go to your lawyer for medical questions? Your dermatologist totally bungled that parking ticket dismissal hearing for you, after all

        • casmaelEnglish
          84 months ago
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          I’ll have to check a diagram but that sounds a lot more doable. Looks like the yanks will be left on the sidelines for this one tho - famously low foreskin ownership rates over there.

    • captainlezbianEnglish
      24 months ago
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      I recently heard of a straight docking story. Strap not trans. Yes I immediately befriended both people. So no it’s not necessarily gay, but it almost always is