If you swallow appleseed(s)

Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria

—Mac

    • ilmagico
      160·
      9 months ago

      One thing that’s sure to make things worse is to tell an angry person to “calm down”…

    • guyrocket
      60·
      9 months ago

      And the silly stepsister of this saying: Calm your tits!

      Very useful when you want the opposite reaction.

    • cheese_greaterOP
      82·
      9 months ago9 months ago
      • 4/7/8 breathing is better advice :)
      • also Physiological sigh