• 211
    140·
    3 months ago

    Love you.

    I’m sorry.

  • JessicaEnglish
    120·
    3 months ago

    To the old group: Thank you for destroying what little self confidence I had.

    To Fam/Best Friend: You the real MVP’s.

  • Mister Neon
    110·
    3 months ago

    My hatred of you extends to your children who you fed via my exploitation and misery.

      • Mister Neon
        60·
        3 months ago

        Texas is a terrible place to have been born and raised.

        • CrackhappyOPEnglish
          60·
          3 months ago

          You remind me of a friend I am currently actively trying to rescue from Texas.

          • Mister Neon
            60·
            3 months ago

            I earnestly wish you success with that endeavor.

  • masquenox
    100·
    3 months ago

    To every employer I’ve ever had:

    Thanks for inadvertantly teaching me that those commies were onto something.

  • toomanypancakesEnglish
    90·
    3 months ago3 months ago

    To my husband:

    You’re the best around

    Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down

  • SavvyWolfEnglish
    50·
    3 months ago

    “I hope your guilt about how you treated me makes you resolve to be a better person.”

    … Yeah, I know I could probably be more vulgar, but ultimately that just keeps the cycle of hate going. And besides, teenagers gonna teenager.

    • CrackhappyOPEnglish
      60·
      3 months ago

      When I was a teen, I did something absolutely despicable. I went before a judge for my crimes, and I did some time and a whole lot of therapy and I definitely became a better person for it. It does not at all absolve me or excuse what I did.

    • CrackhappyOPEnglish
      10·
      3 months ago

      Thank you for posting that. Never seen that before and made me laugh.

  • gandalf_der_12te
    30·
    3 months ago

    To my teen crush: I’m somewhat sorry for not approaching you, but you gotta understand it’s not easy for a boy in this society to make any advances at all.

  • Lvxferre
    20·
    3 months ago

    When it comes to the ones still living, I simply tell them. For example, telling my mum that I love her.

    Except maybe my ex-fiancee. She did affect me more than I’d like to admit, but frankly? I don’t want any contact with her, and I already told her everything that I had to.

    For the deceased:

    • relative 1 - I regret not spending more time with you. Drinking yerba, chatting about random stuff. Also I miss the cheesy polenta that you prepared.
    • relative 2 - if you were alive, I’d probably want to get drunk with you once. (Your daughter would get mad at both of us.)
    • relative 3 - I should’ve bought fireworks when you kicked the bucket.
    • friend - dude you’re THE major reason I like and enjoy music nowadays. You were always selling yourself short in this matter, but listening to you talking about songs from all the world was really great.