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    No energy products come from dinosaurs. Coal is from trees and oil is from plankton. Natural gas is a byproduct of oil.

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      No, can’t be true. In Mrs. Doubtfire, it’s explicitly said that crude oil is from the remainders of dinosaurs.

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      Wait, has school been lying ALL This time? What actually happens to bones?

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        Mostly they disintegrate. Some become fossils depending on how they died and the conditions surrounding their body.

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        No, they just haven’t been clarifying.

        It was an early misunderstanding of tar pit and peat bog excavations as I understand it.

        Schools should teach about the bone wars and how they set back set back research by hundreds of years and created dinosaur myths that persist to this day.

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          That sounds so bad ass. The bone wars, I would pay extra attention to that.

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            Sounds like a full-length porno film to me.

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        I think it’s just that there’s many orders of magnitude more plankton than anything else, so the dinos might still have ended up as oil, just a negligible fraction (though this is a complete guess by me)

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      Oil is from plankton? Well, I learnt something today.

      [edit] Is it because of the term fossil fuels and people go “wait, I’ve seen some fossils, OF DINOSAURS

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      Also birds are not the descendants of terrestrial dinosaurs. They are dinosaurs, but their ancestors were also birds.