• Death_Equity
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    You could try to get Jodie Foster to notice you in some newsworthy way.

    You could assassinate Putin, you would even get a statue and a park in your name.

    Start a band and do that until you get on the billboards, do an interview and casually eat leftovers out of a Tupperware while wearing a possum costume with a sash that says “John Locke was right” and refuse to elaborate.

    Liberate East Timor.

    End global climate change.

    Become a YouTube sensation with your Vlogs detailing every load of laundry you do while singing dubstep remixes of Chinese translated Yugoslavian nursery rhymes.

    Invade tik-tok with clips of you screaming at inanimate objects with googley eyes on them, they aren’t even your real father.

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      End global climate change

      I feel like you missed OP’s word “easiest”

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        Sounds like a skill issue, kids these days don’t want to do hard work.

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          You know all about death and equity, now the kids can learn about sweat equity.

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            That will come in handy due to all the warming their generation is just letting happen due to their poor work ethic.

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      Some of these suggestions are genuinely genius

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        There is a fine line between genius and insanity.

        I always say I can walk that line no problem, but the arresting officer always disagrees.