EDIT: Let’s cool it with the downvotes, dudes. We’re not out to cut funding to your black hole detection chamber or revoke the degrees of chiropractors just because a couple of us don’t believe in it, okay? Chill out, participate with the prompt and continue with having a nice day. I’m sure almost everybody has something to add.

  • hedge_lord
    425·
    10 months ago

    The moon not being made of cheese. The moon is in fact made of cheese. I do not care how much a bunch of nerds insist that it is not made of cheese. I am objectively correct about this and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

    • Jimmyeatsausage
      50·
      10 months ago

      If the moon was made of spare ribs, would you eat it? I would. It’d be delicious!

      • slingstone
        10·
        10 months ago

        And wash it down with a tall, cool Budweiser.

        • YoorWeb
          10·
          10 months ago

          Budweiser is watery, go for a proper German lager.

          • slingstone
            20·
            10 months ago

            I’m just continuing the bit (badly, admittedly, since I didn’t get the exact quote right). That’s the next thing the character says, more or less, though. In case you don’t realize, all this stuff about the moon being made of spare ribs is a bit from Saturday Night Live.

    • Aliendelarge
      30·
      10 months ago

      I call on the FDA, USDA, or whatever agency to use their power to add lunar regolith and all otger moon constituents to the accepted definition of cheese. I also suggest all other countries to just take our word for it since only us and the nazis have set foot on the moon and who are you going to trust? Us or the nazis?