• FartsWithAnAccent
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    Are you a beautiful Italian gymnast skilled enough to become an olympian?

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      no but i can eat a whole box of kraft mac n cheese in one sitting if i try rly hard

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        can olympians do that? i’ve never seen any of them do it so i will assume not.

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          Oh yeah, the will 100% annihilate a box of mac and cheese. Like, just devour. Like it’s nothing.

          It’s unreal, they consume an absolutely absurd amount of calories. Some athletes expend enough in a day to power most of us for almost a week.

          They will take that box and turn it into a bunch of backflips or something wild.

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            is that how they get the cheese sponsorship??

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        I’ll have to check the rule book but as someone who knows extremely little about Parmesan cheese (other than the fact that is fucking delicious), I would say you have promise and will go far in the cheese universe.