• HotWheelsVroomOP
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    Guess my favorites!

    THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. THE SYSTEM, IS DOWN. The Cheat! Is grounded!

    “What is this? Did the quadratic formula explode? I see a ‘Strong ba’ in there, but it’s getting eaten, by some Linux or something.

    BACK OFF BABY

    “No way. You’re just a kid! Maybe when you’re older

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      We had that light switch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off. Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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        The system! Is down! The system! Is down! The system! Is down!

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        Now let’s go break open that glow stick into home star runners Mountain Dew. I hear they have to pump your stomach when you drink that stuff.

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          A favorite for me is “That’s not a good prize!

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      Computer over. Virus = very yes

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        FLAGRANT SYSTEM ERROR

        Computer over.

        Virus = Very Yes.

        “Computer over”?Virus = very yes!? That’s not a good prize!

        Dude, sbemail #118 - virus is pure meta brilliance.

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    I said come on fhqwhgads, I said come on fhqwhgads

    Everybody to the limit! Everybody to the limit! Everybody come on fhqwhgads!

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    “Well let me introduce you to my main man Edgar!

    -Edgar antivirus, programmed entirely in mom’s basement

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    And I will never ever ever ever ever write a song about the Sibby.

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    Techno. My son does too. He throws light switch raves.

    Or Crazy Cartoon. Or Japanese Cartoon.

    No, no, it’s Virus. Tough to understand the jumping off the screen or popup gags these days, though.

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    Another vote for “Virus. Lots of 4th wall breaking. Also, the anti-virus report from “Edgar”

    “Computer over? Virus = Very Yes?

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      It’s in a better place now. Actually, it’s in the same place, but with a big hole in it!

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    “Virus.

    Computer over?

    Virus = very yes?

    That’s not a good prize!

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    I haven’t been able to find it in years, but SB got an email from some chick who wanted to bone him (or whatever PG-13 lingo they used), and accidently deleted it. He panics, then gets another email that’s all broken English, but claiming to be the same person. At first excited, he then says:

    “You are not [name]! You are not even literate! And let me tell you, my 10 year old ass laughed until I dang near pissed myself

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      “Come back Ali Come back Ali’s sister

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      That was the “sisters” sbemail!

      “Well, Ali. There’s ONE of me. A-deleted

      DELETED!? WHAT?! WAIT, WHAT HAPPENED? NO! UNDELETED! UNDELETED!

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        Holy crap, I was convinced I’d never get to see it again! That’s exactly the one, watched it just now! Thanks!

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        deleted by creator

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      Then he’d dream about who’s hotter. Ali or Ali’s sister. And you could click on the pictures and they would cycle through women from Leisure Suit Larry.

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    Checkin’ my email hopin’ it’s from a female

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    My daughter’s 8th grade French teacher was the writer of one. I felt brushed by fame.

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    We put that second lightswitch in so that you could turn the lights on and off

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      Not so you could throw light switch raves!

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      The system

      Is down

      The system

      Is down