• FuglyDuckEnglish
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    The best part is that it really is kind of thing he might be into. It means that any attempt to deny it either makes him look much worse, or much more guilty.

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      Do you think anyone out there is trying it, American Pie-like? With a greasy rubber glove stuck to their junk?

      Because that would be pretty great, too.

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        Horny teenagers probably did it within minutes.

        Hell.

        Vance probably tried it after a day or two. Probably the first time he hasn’t had any complaints after.

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          “You know what? I can’t believe some lib thought of this first, because this is great.