ylaitoLinux@lemmy.mlEnglish·9 months agoLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by storms(www.theregister.com)external-linkarrow-up1343arrow-down15message-square32fedilink
arrow-up1338arrow-down1external-linkLinus Torvalds postpones Linux 6.8 merge window after being taken offline by storms(www.theregister.com)ylaitoLinux@lemmy.mlEnglish·9 months agomessage-square32fedilink
minus-squarebionicjoeyarrow-up45arrow-down1·9 months agolinkfedilinkIt’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
minus-squareMurdocarrow-up14arrow-down2·9 months agolinkfedilinkDon’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳
minus-squaret҉̠̙ǵ̣̞̄ͪ͜x̸̱͚̳ͫ͐̑̈ͯͣ̚n̒͌҉͉̦̜̝ͅarrow-up11arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkHe only controls the windows that keep it out!
bill gates controls the weather
It’s because of the COVID vaccine mind control chips he put in everyone. If he wants to cause a storm, he just makes the entire population of Norway start flapping their arms in unison, which causes atmospheric disruption that leads to storms.
he makes them piss actually
Bill Gates is Pissmaster?
like rock and mirty
Aww Geez
Don’t be silly, that’s just ridiculous. He’s not that powerful. But he is on the secret syndicate boards with the people that do. 😳
He only controls the windows that keep it out!