OpenAI is begging Parliament to allow it to use copyrighted works because it's "impossible" for the company to make money without them.
  • IphtashuFitzEnglish
    613·
    1 month ago

    No, see, piracy is just you downloading movies for yourself. To be like OpenAI you need to download it, put it in a pretty package with a bow, then sell it over and over again. Only when it’s piracy for profit do you get to beg and plead for a pass.

    • FrozengyroEnglish
      201·
      1 month ago

      But I’m an aspiring artist, without pirating thousands of movies and TV shows, I’ll never make my ‘highly profitable’ magnum opus!

      • ClinicallydepressedpoochieEnglish
        30·
        1 month ago

        I’m an aspiring dead beat, with out food to provide basic biochemical energy I’ll never beat any dead.

    • chonglibloodsportEnglish
      141·
      1 month ago

      You skipped a crucial step: first you gotta raise a few hundred million in VC funding from Silicon Valley bigwigs!

    • KaryoplasmaEnglish
      40·
      1 month ago

      So if I download a movie and use a voice changer to change all the dialog to sound like the donkey from Shrek, I should be good.

      • DickFiascoEnglish
        20·
        1 month ago

        When you get this to work, hit me up for some venture capital.

    • bamficEnglish
      41·
      1 month ago

      For profit that you can kick back a chunk of as campaign donations