The influential idea that in the past men were hunters and women were not isn’t supported by the available evidence
  • oyo
    401·
    1 month ago

    My theory is that men evolved much higher grip strength due to incessant masturbation.

    • GraniteM
      160·
      1 month ago

      Wouldn’t the men who were “best” at masturbation have the fewest children?

      • Squizzy
        110·
        1 month ago

        Have you had sex? One doesnt prevent the other from happening

      • El Barto
        80·
        1 month ago

        No, they wouldn’t. What does “best” mean in this context, anyway?

          • ivanafterallEnglish
            40·
            1 month ago

            So the best masturbator in history probably only got to try it once?

        • SassyRamen
          50·
          1 month ago

          He means they wouldn’t need women, because they were THE BEST!

      • Flying Squid
        10·
        1 month ago

        Can confirm. I am the best at masturbation and I only have one child.

    • ifItWasUpToMeEnglish
      30·
      1 month ago

      How hard are you guys squeezing your dick?? That sounds incredibly painful.