d00erytocats@lemmy.world·1 month agoIt's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass(lemmy.world)imagearrow-up1329arrow-down12message-square8fedilink
arrow-up1327arrow-down1imageIt's fine, you have the comfy chair and I'll sit on the grass(lemmy.world)d00erytocats@lemmy.world·1 month agomessage-square8fedilink
minus-squareJerkfacearrow-up7arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkI receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
minus-squarecheddararrow-up9arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkHere’s my counteroffer: I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
I receive: chair. You receive: lap. Do we have a deal?
Here’s my counteroffer:
I receive: chair; you receive: scratches.
… I reluctantly accept your offer.