I’m still not sure why there is vegetarian Spam, but

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    They’re pretty shitty vegans because they eat seven million cans of Spam per year.

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        Those are really small numbers.

        622/1,000,000 vegans

        If everyone went to a vegan restaurant at the same time there would be 52,631.6 people there.

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          And 52,631 people are gonna have PTSD from seeing the 2/3 of a person mangled on their way in through the door

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        Damn. This doesn’t match my experience in Hawaii at all. My in-laws live there, and everytime I visit I sustain my life with fruit and Avacados. I’d kill for some plant based SPAM.

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          I thought they were big on pork, much like other pacific island nations. But also with the history of Asian immigrants and agriculture, I would think soy and soy based products would also be readily available.