I’m still not sure why there is vegetarian Spam, but

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    Well when you say it like that, I sound like a moron.

    But I’m feeling stubbornly ignorant enough to support what I’m supposedly arguing.

    The country of Kingdom loves Hawaii which is why they constantly spam my email. If you don’t forward this message to 10 friends in the next two days, Jesus is gonna sneak into your room while you’re sleeping and punch you in the stomach.

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      Oh I was hoping he’d slip me little Jesus if you know what I mean.

      Jesus comes twice.

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        Okay, but only cuz you’ve got an honest face.

        Tonight, Jesus is gonna nail you