SkvlptoNews@lemmy.world·1 month agoElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"(www.thelineofbestfit.com)external-linkarrow-up1841arrow-down151message-square243file-textfedilink
arrow-up1790arrow-down1external-linkElon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"(www.thelineofbestfit.com)SkvlptoNews@lemmy.world·1 month agomessage-square243file-textfedilink
minus-squareSkybreakerEngineerEnglisharrow-up177arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkOne who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
minus-squareFlying Squidarrow-up138arrow-down4·1 month agolinkfedilinkI would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
minus-squarebazus1Englisharrow-up50arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkLive your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
minus-squarewerefreeatlastarrow-up12arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkAt least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
minus-squareSkvlpOParrow-up34arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkI don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
minus-squareCitizenKongarrow-up36arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkHe chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
minus-squareSanctusEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkWe deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
minus-squaretipicaldikarrow-up17arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkand slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
minus-squarecircuitfarmerarrow-up28arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkI’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
minus-squaresomeguy3arrow-up17arrow-down0·1 month agolinkfedilinkWasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player
I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.
Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.
At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.
I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.
He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.
We deserved that fight. If we have to be stuck in this timeline let’s at least see these “titans” fight for their beliefs!
and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…
I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk
Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?
Stop, I can only get so erect