Edit: Wow, this really blew up. Thanks for the updoots, kind strangers.

    • frank
      1530·
      1 month ago

      Wow, really well said. Extremely important that everyone reads this info above

      Edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger

    • xmunk
      620·
      1 month ago

      It didn’t work for me

    • SassyRamen
      500·
      1 month ago

      I don’t have real money, but you deserve this ⭐

    • experbia
      140·
      1 month ago

      Howdy, fellow buckaroo!

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    • ilinamorato
      120·
      1 month ago

      Ah, the ol’ Reddit switch-a-roo. Hold my relevant topic, I’m going in!

        • LillyPip
          10·
          30 days ago

          What did they say? This place has gone to shit.

          • mexicancartelEnglish
            10·
            29 days ago

            Too controversial for this platform. Can’t repeat

      • Reef
        110·
        1 month ago1 month ago

        Captain here

        This

        Flies away

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        1 month ago

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  • GingeyBook
    1461·
    1 month ago

    I have a 14 year old device with a very obscure problem, does anyone have a solution for this?

    • k_rol
      640·
      1 month ago1 month ago

      Hit Facebook, gym up and delete the lawyer

      • anonymouse2
        30·
        1 month ago1 month ago

        “I’ll get off Facebook now!”, he said

        and though he really tried

        Those Russian bots still hacked his shit

        …and Timmy fucking died.

    • bastion
      20·
      1 month ago

      But I feel obligated to be there for him since he broke his arms…

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    1 month ago

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    • linearchaosEnglish
      151·
      1 month ago

      This by far was what I hated most about Reddit. Oh look a sub where I can finally get a good answer to that question…

      Blocked, go take it to tip of my tongue. But they’re not about crowdsourcing… no

    • hactar42
      50·
      1 month ago

      see ISO 8601

      Got to get those datetimes properly formatted. I can’t hate on that

  • LambdaRX
    1041·
    1 month ago

    Sexy sexitors of sexxit, how do you sexily sex sex?

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    1 month ago

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  • KellysNokia
    891·
    1 month ago1 month ago

    I came here to say this but boy, that escalated quickly so to the top with you! Lost it at ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’ and then my faith in humanity was restored, my mind blown, and manly tears were shed. Well said. As a ‘murican, I can confirm this gem has just won the internet and is doing it right. Just sayin’, I know that feel, bro, and while that was a risky click, this post was a 9/10, would read again. I see what you did there and it feels good man. You’re doing God’s work, son. I laughed way harder than I should have at your list that seems legit and totally nailed it. You - I like you. You magnificent bastard; you, sir, are so brave, a gentleman and a scholar, and seeing how you are a redditor for 4 years, this checks out, so I’ll allow it. I regret that I only have one upvote to give for this cool story, bro.

    CTRL+F “about tree fiddy” was not disappointed.

    Wait, why do I have you tagged as “NOPE NOPE NOPE”? Nice try, you monster. What did I just read? Dafuq? I read that as “YOU HAD ONE JOB”. I can’t fap to this. No true scotsman could see that this relevant XKCD was bad, and you should feel bad. You must be new to reddit, so I’ll see your cakeday and raise you a karma train. One does not simply rustle my jimmies, not even once. This stahp gave me cancer for science, so that’s enough internet for me today. 2/10, would not bang. What is this I don’t even know how is this wtf? Circlejerk must be leaking. This will get buried but brace yourselves, some men want to watch the world burn right in the feels. When you see it, they’ll KILL IT WITH FIRE! But this has nothing to do with atheism. Lawyer up, delete facebook, hit the gym, and SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY, said no one ever, so you wouldn’t download a strawman. Damn onions, you scary like a BOSS. whoosh.

    Since rule #1 is ‘be attractive’, I’ll just leave this here: This is my [f]irst post, be gentle. I have the weirdest boner right now, so I’ll be in my bunk with dat ass. Oh, you! …now KISS!!! I know you should never stick your dick in crazy, but DM;HS.

    …this kills the redditor.

    OP will surely deliver. In the meantime, I’ll show myself out.

    Directed by M. Night Shamallama

    edit: accidentally a word

  • josie
    643·
    1 month ago

    I’m a leftist but I think insert fascist opinion here

  • odd
    541·
    1 month ago

    Here have this award. 👁️‍🗨️

    • MaermanOP
      450·
      1 month ago

      Thanks for the stranger, kind gold.

    • xmunk
      140·
      1 month ago

      Will trade up votes, trying to build karma

  • FischEnglish
    520·
    1 month ago

    Would have upvoted but it was at 69