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    We need some appreciation for wanksucker.

    Also, fuckfuck.

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      Wankstick is more popular whatever that means

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    New favorite words unlocked! "cock goblin"certainly has a certain je ne sais quoi

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      I’m a big fan of buttboy, personally.

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      I like Douche Canoe, sadly unrepresented here.

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      Doesn’t Michael Bolton call the efficiency guys “cock goblins” in Office Space?

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      i don’t think that one would generally be derisive

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    What about twatwaffle, that one is funny af

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      deleted by creator

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    Dirt-wit, Trump-nozzle, and Wank-clown are clearly underutilized profanities.

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      Where are all the dip-goblin users?

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        Hit up YouTube and type in “dip video”. You’ll see how dumb things get.

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    I’m a bit concerned about shitshit being so popular, despite never hearing it. Am I out of touch, or are the children wrong?

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      As an out of touch person, I have a possible explanation for this: have you ever said “shit” repeatedly as something goes wrong? I imagine some people would write a story where that happens and write it as “shitshitshit” and not “shit shit shit”. But outside of that situation I have never seen or heard “shitshit”.

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    The clear ones are where the fun is at in 2024.
    You dirt-hat libgoblin!

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    this is a fantastic map for making new non-swears. see y’all later dipgoblins

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    Some of the near zero but not zero combinations don’t make a lot of sense to not just be zero.

    Like dumbbag, scumhat, dipclown I don’t know about you, but those ones colored as “thousands of uses” doesn’t seem right to me. Unless it was open so far as to search for those words used back to back and not specifically attached in any way as implied.

    But yeah, there are so many combinations that seem way too far into the orange to make sense to me. I’m curious to see the actual numbers the graph was built with.

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      The internet is vast and if this is to be believed, sourced over more than a decade. Not that unbelievable, imho.

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      And yet Wank Clown is almos 0 ? Sounds too good to not be used ! Fucking WankClown !

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      you just have terrible taste, dipclown

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        I’m definitely gonna write some of these down and try to work them in. But some of them have earned their 0 uses so far.

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    German: Hold my beer you Backpfeifengesicht.

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    The goblin column is surprisingly sparse.

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    I’m so tempted to make an insult generator based off of this

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      Can you make an API to randomize it for my email sign off for work? Getting real tired of lying that I have any regards, or that they are kind.

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        In short, that meeting could have been this email, and this email could have been an IM.

        Cruel disregards <CumClowns>,

        YT

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      Seems like the kind of chart a real wankgoblin would put together

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    Even though it’s the most appallingly milquetoast swear ever, the lack of “cockwomble” invalidates this chart.