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    FOURSCORE AND NINETEEN PROBLEMS HAVE I

    BUT A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM

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      I AM ENAMORED OF AMPLE POSTERIORS.

      FURTHERMORE, I FIND MYSELF UNABLE TO UTTER FALSEHOODS.

      • 𝔼𝕩𝕦𝕤𝕚𝕒English
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        THE AWNING. THE AWNING.

        THE AWNING ART AFLAME!

        TO THE GLASS PORTHOLES! TO THE RAMPARTS!

        TO THE PERSPIRATION OF MY GONADS!

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    Me when I walk past a mirror and see the handsome man:

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    Greatest disappointment of my life was going to the Louvre and finding out this painting was in an area closed for renovations.

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        Oh. Trust me. Many a loud, fat attempt was made to parkour over the barrier they put up.

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    I love this artist. His self portraits are wild and zainy.

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      Holy crap, you’re right. It looks exactly like Paul Scheer.

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    Look I’m not saying anyone should be shamed for their teeth, but he didn’t have to paint em THAT realistic