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    No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- wait WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS

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      Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??

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        No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier

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      It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?

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        Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!