jeffwMtoNews@lemmy.world·28 days agoCat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basement(gizmodo.com)external-linkarrow-up1731arrow-down19message-square48fedilink
arrow-up1722arrow-down1external-linkCat 'Stolen' by Haitian Migrants in Ohio Was Actually Just in Cat Owner's Basement(gizmodo.com)jeffwMtoNews@lemmy.world·28 days agomessage-square48fedilink
minus-squareAurenkinarrow-up64arrow-down0·28 days agoedit-228 days agolinkfedilinkNo wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
minus-squareburgersc12arrow-up23arrow-down0·28 days agolinkfedilinkOh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
minus-squarehemmesEnglisharrow-up24arrow-down0·28 days agolinkfedilinkNo but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
minus-squareSlopppyEngineerarrow-up18arrow-down0·28 days agolinkfedilinkIt’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
minus-squarewerefreeatlastarrow-up2arrow-down0·28 days agolinkfedilinkHave you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!
No wait nevermind they were just between the couch cushions here. Haha that’s so funny I don’t know why I would assu- … wait… WHY IS THIS ON THE NEWS
Oh shit, car keys are fucking couches now??
No but JD Vance was visiting just a few hours earlier
It’s Vance. You have any idea what’s in the couch cushions?
Have you ever wondered why even keys not made from brass smell the way they do? And why they are often sticky? Vance! Get some help! Stop fucking our couches full of lost keys!