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    Moral of the story: don’t skip the tutorial.

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      Sorry, I grew up on 1980s video games. Only nerds and losers read the manual.

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        Your loss. The manuals of yesteryear were amazing. Better than the game, generally.

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          Spotted the rich kid who didn’t buy 40 games on one tape, each with an one-line description

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            Oh no, mine were fully pirated bootlegs. Even the commercial pirates knew to keep the manuals included though

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          If I read the manuals, I wouldn’t still be saying Mario jumps on mushrooms and turtles and I like it that way.

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        You didn’t read them in the car on the way home?

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        So did I and everybody read the manual, those who didn’t just rage quit after five minutes because games were fucking impossible beyond the most basic racing or sports games.