• FoshezeEnglish
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    Best I can do is wood paneling and furniture with mystery stains.

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      Hmm, that’s a hard bargain.

      Are the mystery stains in funny shapes or are they just blobs?

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      As long as that furniture reeks of 50 years of cigarettes you’ve got a deal.

      Heck, I’ll take a non-stinky couch if you throw in a wood-grain CRT TV and an NES