• ExtraMedicatedEnglish
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    I once sat down next to my cat and calmly said “I wish you would shut the fuck up. And she responded by biting my knee.

    I was like, “yeah ok, I deserved that one.

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      My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he’s sleeping or doing a social roll.

      If he’s awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

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    WHY CANT YOU JUST BE NORMAL?!?

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    I can’t see “be QUIET without thinking of Data.

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    While a little blurry, I absolutely love the picture.

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      Something tells me this cat is never still enough to properly photograph.

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    What does the cat keep meowing about?

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      My cat meows when outside the room I’m in. She acts like she’s lost in the middle of nowhere if she can’t physically see anyone and thereby must repeatedly meow as loud as possible in order to be rescued. Doesn’t matter if she was just on my lap and I haven’t moved. She leaves the room and is suddenly lost. The second I call for her she runs to me following the sound of my voice and then is perfectly quiet, cuddly and all purrs.

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      If he’s anything like my cat, anything and everything, sometimes just to announce where he is.

      If he misses bathroom time before bed he goes in front of the bathroom and puts his head up and howls.

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    Do they make that poster with a long hair gray cat?