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    They aren’t she’s “hunched” over. Once she does a biiiiig stretch will you see the true magnificent length of the feline. My cat knows how to turn off the light - he has a printer he jumps on and then needs to stretch standing on his rear paws to reach it. Never though he was that tall lol

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      I had a cat that learned to open the front door to the house. Just casually stretched all the way to the handle and pulled it down

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        She’s not like that 😭

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          definitely not a hitler stash.

          More Like Charlie Chaplin Stash, amirite?

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            Right! This guy gets it!

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              You should get her a bowler hat , maybe a cane.

              Possibly teach her to wiggle her stash?

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                She would be so cute! Maybe I’ll try to figure out how to crochet them. I’m not sure she’s got the processing power to learn nose wiggles, tho

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                  Maybe if you binge all the Charlie Chaplin films, she might pick it up on her own?

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          Pretty sure that right paw is about to do a salute

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      She’s never done a single successful murder

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    Probably because you make her sleep standing up! Get this cat a horizontal bed!

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      Hey at least she’s pressed into the cushion wall by the eternal acceleration of the house

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    Bitty maintains grabbing superiority over her foes (yarn balls)

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      This is v true. She can reach her lil hand so far into the yarn bowl

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        She can keep enough distance from the edge of a table to both simultaneously knock things off and maintain plausible deniability.

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          Nah. She typically follows the stuff right over the edge 😂