• MehBlahEnglish
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    Don’t fret beardless man. Its evolution. Who needs a crumb catcher?

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      Wow look at this fat cat over here who can afford to lose crumbs

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        Oh it catches spit. It also catches feces when you flush the toilet as well.

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          Honestly the toilet flushing thing is stupid. You’re catching the shit particles regardless just by shitting.

          If you can smell shit the particles are already in your lungs. Along with the myriad of other “gross” particles that just naturally exist in the air like pathogens, mold, skin cells, etc.

          If you’re that worried about it I expect to see you wearing a hazmat suit 24/7

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            You jest, but I have whipped out the NBC gas mask because of a rank fart before.