Don’t try to be Kennedy.

  • werefreeatlast
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    I’m vegan but when people question my manhood, I tell them I love eating bear balls and I invite them to a hunt. Then, when we finally find a bear with balls that are worthy of me breaking my veganism, I just run. I usually only invite stupid people who are not more athletic than myself. It works out. Everyone gets a story to tell.

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      “When coming upon a dragon while adventuring with a halfling, one need not outrun the dragon, only the halfling.

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      So does your lawyer have to be vegan too or nah