• DerpDerpingtonIsHereEnglish
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    Have you met a golden retriever? They are the most general things known to man. You can give them an egg and their mouths won’t break it.

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      What happens when the bird lands on the dog’s eyes and scratches it? How confident are you that the dog won’t give a warning nip?

      Furthermore, mammal saliva is toxic to birds. This is stupid in more ways than one.