farcastertoNews@lemmy.world·9 months agoHigher vehicle hoods significantly increase pedestrian deaths, study finds(arstechnica.com)external-linkarrow-up1936arrow-down112message-square170fedilink
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minus-squareLrdThndrarrow-up5arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkClearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
minus-squareLlewellynarrow-up3arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkAnd even worse to do it with a boner
minus-squaredangblingusarrow-up2arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkYou mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
minus-squareouRKaoSarrow-up2arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkSleep naked. Now instead of wet underwear for sleepy you to deal with, you have a puddle for awake you to deal with!
minus-squaredangblingusarrow-up2arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkOnly a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.
Clearly you’ve never had a half-asleep sit-down pee session where your little fireman played “find the crack” with your pee stream and the toilet seat. Nothing like sleepily pulling up your pants to find your underwear cold and wet.
And even worse to do it with a boner
That’s what the shower is for.
Or sink
You mean you don’t bend your dick down as far as it will go before hurting, hunched over the toilet like you’re on fentanyl, and let er rip?
Sleep naked. Now instead of wet underwear for sleepy you to deal with, you have a puddle for awake you to deal with!
Only a man could have known that such a thing is possible. I see you, brother.