noctisatraetoPrivacy@lemmy.ml·9 months agocross-posted to: privacy@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.world"Cars are the worst product for privacy" | Hope this will reach the normie consumer!(foundation.mozilla.org)external-linkarrow-up1180arrow-down14message-square19fedilink
arrow-up1176arrow-down1external-link"Cars are the worst product for privacy" | Hope this will reach the normie consumer!(foundation.mozilla.org)noctisatraetoPrivacy@lemmy.ml·9 months agocross-posted to: privacy@lemmy.worldtechnology@lemmy.worldmessage-square19fedilink
minus-squarepapaboboliousarrow-up13arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkBut they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
minus-squareZorquearrow-up7arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkI just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo. When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
minus-squareSabata11792arrow-up7arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkAdvertisers pay double for poop recordings.
minus-squarepapaboboliousarrow-up6arrow-down0·9 months agolinkfedilinkWait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet
I got nothing to hide ™
But they keep locking themselves in the bathroom
I just do that so the cat doesn’t stare awkwardly at me while I poo.
When he doesn’t try and take a look in the bowl during the action, at least.
Advertisers pay double for poop recordings.
Wait for the new smell sensors, just a brief sniff of your turd and they can feed you ads for doctors you didn’t know you needed, yet