I’ll start: I tried to move a bookshelf while drunk about 6 years ago and tore a tendon in my shoulder pretty damn good. It still bothers me sometimes if I move it wrong or sleep on it wrong.

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    Have a scar on my left thigh from slipping and falling onto a glass table while ranting about why ketchup on hotdogs is good actually

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      Was this even an argument? Tomato sauce is incredible and a staple on hotdogs and Bunnings snags. Are there anti-tomato sauce hotdog people??

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        Ketchup =/= tomato sauce.

        Ketchup is mostly water and sugar.

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          In Australia we call ketchup tomato sauce. Tomato paste is probably what you’re thinking of.

          https://i.imgur.com/LGeG4P1.jpeg

          If I heard ketchup I’d probably think of kecap manis/sweet soy sauce firstly.

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          Ahh fair fair. That’s my aussie ignorance showing.

          Does ketchup taste like tomato sauce on a hotdog then?

          I’ve always assumed Ketchup was the Americanism for tomato sauce.

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            As an American who has spent time in Oz, I can clarify. In Oz, what you call tomato sauce is what we call ketchup/catsup. In the US, tomato sauce is either the primary ingredient in things like spaghetti sauce, or it can be used to differentiate a red spaghetti sauce from something like an alfredo sauce.

            Source: asked if I wanted tomato sauce at Macca’s.

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            Nah mate you’re right, we just use different names. Like how they call jam jelly.

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              Jam and jelly are two different things. Jam is made with actual fruit chunks (usually crushed or pureed), whereas jelly is made with just the fruit juice.

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                Nah jam is the stuff you spread on toast or a roast.

                Jelly is the wobbly gelatinous blob that Americans call “jell-o”.

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        I live in Chicago, if you ask for ketchup on your hotdog here they just throw it at you in disgust

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      Ketchup on hotdogs is good. Wear your battlescar with pride.

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      ketchup on hotdogs is good actually

      For me it depends on the wrapping, and I honestly don’t know why. But if the [bun / bread] is toasted, then it has to be mustard. If it’s not toasted, then it has to be ketchup. If it’s steamed, then mustard and sauerkraut. And again, I have no idea why.