He was abducted by Hagrid when he turned 11 so that would place him maybe around the fifth or sixth grade.

I don’t know if canonically there are math classes at Hogwarts.


The thought came to while I was watching the anime Mashle. If you are into Harry Potter and One-Punch Man I’d recommend giving it a watch.


Someone mentioned this community below; I wanted to highlight it.

Small promotion for !harrypotter@literature.cafe

  • rwhitisissle
    arrow-up
    19
    arrow-down
    10
    ·
    9 months ago
    link
    fedilink

    number puzzles that need to be solved.

    In JK Rowling’s mind the number puzzles are things like “How many genders are there?

    The correct answer, of course, is “Fuck you, JK Rowling, that’s how many.

    • UnderpantsWeevil
      arrow-up
      23
      arrow-down
      4
      ·
      9 months ago
      edit-2
      9 months ago
      link
      fedilink

      So crazy that a woman who liberally employed the Polyjuice Potion in her novels and had ghosts who would just wander through the restrooms to talk to you would take some of the most insanely conservative positions on changing your appearance or who should be allowed in the toilet.

      • rwhitisissle
        arrow-up
        12
        arrow-down
        0
        ·
        9 months ago
        edit-2
        9 months ago
        link
        fedilink

        “Billionaire has shitty beliefs. In other news, the weather in London is still complete ass.

        • Crack0n7uesday
          arrow-up
          1
          arrow-down
          0
          ·
          9 months ago
          link
          fedilink

          I’ve been to London, sometimes it’s a little sunny with some overcast

      • Microw
        arrow-up
        4
        arrow-down
        0
        ·
        9 months ago
        link
        fedilink

        She has been outspoken on the fact that her positions are basically due to personal trauma and nothing else

        • UnderpantsWeevil
          arrow-up
          9
          arrow-down
          1
          ·
          9 months ago
          link
          fedilink

          Why would you encourage more people to be sexually assaulted as a response to your own history?

      • Numhold
        arrow-up
        3
        arrow-down
        0
        ·
        9 months ago
        edit-2
        9 months ago
        link
        fedilink

        Remember when Hagrid assigned his dragon the wrong gender at hatching?

        • UnderpantsWeevil
          arrow-up
          3
          arrow-down
          2
          ·
          9 months ago
          link
          fedilink

          Had to jog my memory, because I haven’t read these books in nearly 20 years.

          But yeah. I think the Rowling of the mid-90s was relatively chill and fairly progressive, given the tone of her writing. It wasn’t until she got Disney-fied (or, I guess, Warner Brothers’d) that she took a turn. The novels really take a dive in book 5 and her political opinions just get nastier and nastier after that.

          • Numhold
            arrow-up
            1
            arrow-down
            0
            ·
            9 months ago
            link
            fedilink

            The Norberta reveal actually happens in Deathly Hallows. And frankly, I don‘t see a shift that is connected to the movies. What I actually observed was the overcompensation for criticism two books after the fact (remember Winky?) that Shaun described in his video essay.

            • UnderpantsWeevil
              arrow-up
              1
              arrow-down
              0
              ·
              8 months ago
              link
              fedilink

              The Norberta reveal actually happens in Deathly Hallows.

              No wonder I don’t remember. That book was a fat blur.

              And frankly, I don‘t see a shift that is connected to the movies.

              I saw it more in Book 4 and 5, when her writing style changed from something akin to Roald Dahl into a more Twilight/Hunger Games esque YA dramady. She was in the middle of writing Book 4 when the first film premiered and ended up selling the rights to the movies before the fifth was officially started.

              The size the books swelled, and you could tell there was a lot more editorial/ghost-writer punch ups happening along the way. What started as these cute little Christmas-y children’s stories mutated into enormous screenplays.

              What I actually observed was the overcompensation for criticism two books after the fact

              Once Rowling got on social media and started yapping her yap, I think it cast a shadow on the series. The stuff about goblin bankers being a stand-in for jews and the sloppy way she fumbled through Hermonie’s SPEW plotline took on an increasingly sinister cast as she got more vocal in the wake of her movie debuts.

              Also not unlike Roald Dahl, the media comments forced people to re-contextualize a bunch of these fantasy tropes as legit derogatory views.

              Whether they were there early on or whether they only really found their legs once Rowling started hanging out with a bunch of rich British freaks idk. But they definitely became more obvious as she climbed the economic ladder.