My eyelid has been twitching every 10 mins for the past 3 days. It’s getting quite annoying.

Besides punching my eyeball what else could I do?

  • CashewNut 🏴󠁢󠁥󠁧󠁿OPEnglish
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    I’ve cheated death far too many times to go out by something like Eye-Twitch Disease.

    I’ll die in an exciting and glorious way like an exploding fireball off a cliff.

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      Eye twitches are a little-known symptom of Explodingfireballoffacliffitis.

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        I’ve also heard that the symptom is prevalent in those who suffer from Glutiusmaximusinyourbutticusitis

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      You never know. ETD is a common cause of death for desert dwellers with glowing eyes.

      You don’t make a living by collecting scrap metal by any chance do you?